I’ve published a coupon! No, wait, I’ve published a book! But the coupon was easier and might get more readers.
This is the official ass-backwards announcement of my first epublishing effort: a short story collection entitled Life is Good. And I’m offering a FREE copy to readers of my blog in exchange for… a review. Especially an honest review. If I want a dishonest review, I’ll ask a lawyer, because we all know you can’t trust them.
Here’s the catch: the coupon is only good until August 30, after which the book will revert to its exorbitant price of… 99 cents! The good news is that the eight stories in the collection clock in at just over 21,000 well-chosen words, so whether you use the coupon or splurge a buck of your hard-earned cash you’ll be guaranteed the equivalent of test-driving a Porsche, Maserati, Ferrari, Aston Martin, Bentley, Lamborghini, Jaguar and Volvo, all in the same day. (I’m not telling you which story is the Volvo. Or which model Volvo it is.)
If none of that makes sense because you don’t know anything about cars, think of Life is Good as spending a day having sex with Marion Cotillard, Beyoncé… oh, never mind.
To read more about Life is Good, visit the book’s Smashwords page at https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/219236. Then order Life is Good in whichever eBook format you want and apply the following coupon code at checkout: JV28E (not case-sensitive). Remember, the coupon only works until August 3oth!
Enjoy, and remember: readers like reviews. Even short ones!